How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.