Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...
Because it was bipolar.
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
I dunno but we've had him a long time.