How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird