How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson