How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128