Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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They only had 2 trucks