Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Ahola.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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They only had two cars.

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Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks