Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.