The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
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Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
My record is 21 years.
Long time no sea.
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
Palmela Handerson
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Long time, no see."
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It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
because it said "CONCENTRATE"
A log n truck.
Long time no see.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
Long time, no sea.
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
Slow clap.
Two days seems like a long time.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
They get to meet their old flames!
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Coal-Ala
He wasn't using protection.
Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)
I'm Slavic and I know it"
Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.
They cause too much brain damage.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
