The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
My record is 21 years.
Long time no sea.
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
Palmela Handerson
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Long time, no see."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
because it said "CONCENTRATE"
A log n truck.
Long time no see.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
Long time, no sea.
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
Slow clap.
Two days seems like a long time.
Head Ganon
Triforce
Cause they would whistle on the way down
Cause they can't protect their towers.
They were very impressed!
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
Putinesca
Because he was Snowden.
Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.
I think we should sea otter people.
Beeological Warfare
Three wars
The part with the sail in it.
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.
