Long Time Jokes

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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Long Time Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

How long you two been married?

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

What's next, thought crimes?

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

What did the fish skeleton say?

How old is your Grandma?

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

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Why are firetrucks red?

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

What has four legs and several fins?

Why are firetrucks red?

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?