What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.