Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

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What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots