What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.