What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.