What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.