What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."