What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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They get free two-day shipping.

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If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."