What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu