What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!