What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.