What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"