Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza