Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Previous Random Joke Next
Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Common Cold Jokes More Common Cold Jokes

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza