Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

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Why did the computer get a virus?

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza