Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.