Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.