Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.