How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.