How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.