What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.