What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance