What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.