What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)