What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.