What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground