What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!