A Golden Retriever can sing better.
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
You might get your baby back off a pitbull.
A golden retriever
