What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever

What's blonde and intelligent?

A golden retriever