What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.