What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick