What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.