What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.