What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.