How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!