How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "