How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.