How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "