What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's