What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

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new gloves for the cold days

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The Elfabet!

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An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's