Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.