Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.