Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank