Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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