Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.