Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants