Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

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How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.