Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.