Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby