Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle