A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
Jacket Chan
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Life.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Officer on doody.
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.
Nothing.
