Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.