Snape Jokes

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died