Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.