Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.