Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died