Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!