Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.