Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Fowl Play Jokes More Fowl Play Jokes

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Suspect Jokes More Suspect Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.