Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Fowl Play Jokes More Fowl Play Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Suspect Jokes More Suspect Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people