Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.