Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Whats in his backpack?

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They seem happy when they are together - :D

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis