What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.