What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells