What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

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What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.