What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"