What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"