What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Linked In Jokes More Linked In Jokes

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt