What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Linked In Jokes More Linked In Jokes

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt