What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears