What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears