What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

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Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!