What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears