How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.