How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.