What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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Friend:

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What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train