What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.