What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.