What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop