Smaug Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop