Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Smaug Jokes More Smaug Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Renew Jokes More Renew Jokes

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.