Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.