Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Smaug Jokes More Smaug Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Renew Jokes More Renew Jokes

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.