Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Smaug Jokes More Smaug Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Renew Jokes More Renew Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.