Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Smaug Jokes More Smaug Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Renew Jokes More Renew Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.