Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little