Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one