Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy