What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.