What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.