What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.