What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.