Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.