Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.