Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR