Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.