Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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I haven't a clous.

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Christina Ricci.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

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