What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

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Jeremy Clarkson Jokes More Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.