What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee