Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
I'm feeling funny"
It wasn't, it was feeling blue.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Because they never grow old
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
You take the "F" out of way.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Good morning your Honor!
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
