When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.