What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Which one do you like/hate?

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