What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Expose Jokes More Expose Jokes

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.