What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Expose Jokes More Expose Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !