What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!