What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.