What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.