What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.