How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.