How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!