How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic