How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.