How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Previous Random Joke Next

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic