How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!