How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.