What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why don't Gingers go to the dentist?

They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.