What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte