What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.