What kind of computer is optimized for ...

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

Sad Song Jokes More Sad Song Jokes

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele