What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele